vikinglordlesnar

Anonymous asked:

who you got in a last man standing match: Dean Ambrose or John Cena?

vikinglordlesnar answered:

Oh, it’s Cena.

And I say this based off the fact that in those types of matches - matches where there are no pinfalls, no submissions, a free-for-all brawl basically - Cena basically will try to kill you compromise you to a permanent end.

He gon hurt you.

He gon beat the fuck outta you.

And while Ambrose is gonna be out there, jukin and jivin around, flailing his arms and movin’ around like Axl Rose, this will happen:

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He gon get the side of his face lit the fuck up by some steel steps because he - like everyone else - forgot something when it comes to facing John Cena in these types of matches:

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING GAME!

JBL knows it ain’t a fuckin’ game

Batista knows it ain’t a fuckin’ game

Miz, Kane, Bray Wyatt, Edge, Alberto Del Rio, Ryback, Randy Orton - they all know it ain’t a fuckin’ game when it comes to facing Cena in those types of matches

Cena might waterboard a motherfucker if they play around.

That’s how serious he takes those matches.